Surprise Me! Mystery Top

Take a walk on the wild side and get a mystery shirt! All you know is that it will be SO MUCH GAY. 

It could be a shirt, tank, or even hoodie! You're actually just as likely to get something from an IG or in person exclusive that never hit the website! 

Choose your size, choose SFW only or not, and the universe will guide us. Give us a hint if you want. 

The silly little guy is Whiskey Jack. He's 11 and a (neutered) pan king. He gets a snack with every purchase.